Saturday, January 8, 2011

Field Report: ShitFuck

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Operator: Long Range Marksman
Codename: “ShitFuck”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0345 Hours
On 11222010, “Foreplay” ordered us to meet him at Headquarters for a potential mission briefing. We all arrived and were briefed on the “God’s Soldiers” situation. We discussed this at length and we came up with a plan that we can pull off. For this mission I will be providing long range cover fire and am using the code name “ShitFuck.”
No other details will be provided at this time due to rats being responsible for this mess.

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